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Stay in this circle




A woman driver bumped into a guy's car and did a fair amount of damage. The male driver asked why she did it, and she replied, "Because I wanted to. That's all the reason I need."



Then the driver said, "You ignorant bitch! Stand in this circle and don't move, then I will mess up your car to teach you a lesson!"



He started by hitting it with a bat, but the blonde started laughing, so the driver turned around, and she stopped laughing.



Then he started ripping up the seat, and again she started laughing, so he turned around, at which point the blonde stopped laughing again.



Then he started messing up the whole car then she started laughing again, so the driver finally asked her why she was laughing and she said, "Well every time you had your back turned I stepped ouy of the circle, so there!"





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